jessiej7732:

fox-power:

So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say

  • Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
  • You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
  • Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
  • No seriously gay does not mean stupid
  • BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!!

SO PROUD

PRAISE YOUR BROTHER

BLESS

(Source: stayuglystayangry, via guardianoffangirls)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

…… I need to do this

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thecutestofthecute:

stonnaahh:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

#OH MY GOD#THEY SOLD HER A FUCKING WOLF#THATS SO GODDAMN DANGEROUS#WHAT THE HELL HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BADLY

Shhhhhh it’s still a dog. Nobody has to know

This is the greatest thing Ive ever read omfg

thecutestofthecute:

stonnaahh:

lastofthetimeladies:

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

Thats mildly hilarious

Shhhhhh it’s still a dog. Nobody has to know

This is the greatest thing Ive ever read omfg

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frank-ieros-knees:

2005emo:

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

I did not want this to get personal. But these Basement Emos are my brother Pablo and his friends and this was the first time he left the house on our family trip to the city. i think it’s really sad and disrespectful that you insist on this My Chemical Romance comparison. Not every Emo is in My Chemical Romance and that is an oppressive attitude to have. If i Go dye my hair black and wear Eyeliner will I be in My Chemical Romance? No. Go take a hard look in the mirror and think about The Filth you are spreading on the internet.

thats fucking my chemical romance

frank-ieros-knees:

2005emo:

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

I did not want this to get personal. But these Basement Emos are my brother Pablo and his friends and this was the first time he left the house on our family trip to the city. i think it’s really sad and disrespectful that you insist on this My Chemical Romance comparison. Not every Emo is in My Chemical Romance and that is an oppressive attitude to have. If i Go dye my hair black and wear Eyeliner will I be in My Chemical Romance? No. Go take a hard look in the mirror and think about The Filth you are spreading on the internet.

thats fucking my chemical romance

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